And here are a few of them:
Oregon Drivers. Let's be honest, they are probably the worst drivers on the planet. I think I've seen Canadian's drive better than them. You know that whole merging onto the freeway thing? Yeah... They don't understand that. Of course if they'd require drivers ed, that may help. Oregon would just need to bring in some driving instructors from other states for those classes and all would be well.
| Those who do not utilize deodorant. The young woman above demonstrates how simple it is to use. Please, for the sake of every woman who has the "bloodhound nose" which may be due to pregnancy or just never went away after pregnancy, PLEASE use deodorant. Men, women, you all need it! You know who you are, I don't think I have to explain this to you any more. |
People who know all about you, but you haven't told them anything. You know who you are: you're the person who myspace, facebook, or twitter stalks someone. You may be trying to show a genuine interest in someone, but you're stalking. So stop. It's one thing to look at a new friends page and their hobbies, it's another thing to check it every hour on the hour. Make some new friends who aren't talking to you via computer.
Duck Fans. I cheer for University of Southern California, University of Washington and ANYONE playing against the Ducks. I don't even want to give them the satisfaction of really honestly saying anything about them other than that I hate them. They don't just drive me crazy, I genuinely HATE Oregon fans.
Parents who do not buckle their children in. Why is it that you are idiots? Do you not really care about your children, so you think that letting them climb through the car is okay? Newsflash, it's not okay. I'm all for parents having their own styles, but this will always have my judgment. Is it not enough that you hear about kids flying through windshields? Do you not want to deal with them so you decide to let them get away with it? It takes 30 seconds to buckle your child in and less than 10 to kill them in a crash when they aren't buckled. You want to take that chance?
The people who feel the need to tell everyone their day minute-by-minute via social networks. I'm sure that I don't need to tell most of you that I update frequently some days. Those days, I'm typically pretty bored and stuck at home. But, I don't care how bored you are, nobody wants to know what your schedule is. You are not a newborn, nobody is keeping track of how often you eat, sleep and poop.
People who know that you are having a bad day and insist on pushing your buttons. Nathan is notorious for doing this as many of you know. That man has the ability to make even the sweetest person scowl. But let me just be honest here, you should NEVER push the buttons of a sleep-deprived mother of a two year old when she's had a rough day. You would think that he would learn, but he must have the memory of a goldfish because he doesn't. He insists on cracking jokes and making snarky remarks regardless of his knowledge of your day. While I love my husband, this is one thing that drives me crazy about him. But it's not just him. The rest of you know who you are too and let me just say, you better watch out. You shouldn't say you were never warned. This lady grew up with two brothers, football players and a LOT of wrestlers. I may be fat and out of shape, but I know that if you push me hard enough I can handle my own.
So those are a few things that drive me insane.
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